🐾 The Book of Bean – Thursday Bonus Edition

“Unexpected Adoration”

I, Bean, did not request more attention today… yet here it is, flowing in like sunshine through the Tower window. 😻

Humans keep stopping to admire my grace, my poise, my effortless beauty. I accept their offerings of praise with the dignity of a Queen, but let’s be clear—I am not impressed. (Well… maybe just a little.)

Midweek adoration is an interesting phenomenon. Do they think I’ve done something special? I haven’t. I’ve simply existed. And really, isn’t that enough?

Carry on, subjects. You may continue to gaze upon me. 🐾👑

— Her Majesty, Bean of the Tower