Bean’s Corner Blog

“Grandma vs. The Freeway Speed Racer 😹🚗🌻”

So picture this: Grandma and I are in Poopsie, rolling along the freeway in stop-and-go traffic. And when I say stop-and-go, I mean… mostly stopped. Humans everywhere just inching forward like snails at a parade.

But one human behind us must’ve thought he was auditioning for Fast & Furious: Freeway Edition. He swerved left, darted ahead, and cut right in front of us like he won the race. And where did he end up? One car-length ahead. Still stuck. Still stopped. Congratulations, sir — you risked it all for absolutely nothing 😹👏.

Meanwhile, Grandma stayed cool, steady, sunflower calm — because seasoned souls don’t waste gas or grace on nonsense.

Act Two: The Parking Space 🎉🚙🌟

When we finally made it to the hospital, Grandma showed off her real skills. She slid Poopsie into a parking spot so tight, I thought we were squeezing into a tuna can. Smooth. Clean. Perfect. She parked like a queen, while the Speed Racer was probably still out there weaving in traffic getting nowhere fast.

Today’s lessons from Bean:

🚦 Freeway stunt driving in stop-and-go traffic = silly.

🚗 Grandma + Poopsie = undefeated parking champions.

😹 And me? I’m here to spill the truth with sass, paw prints, and sunflower flair.

Signed,

Bean 🌻