🐾 Bean Chronicles: The Case of the Butterfly Clip Bandit 🐾

By Bean the Cat – Resident Observer of Human Chaos

It happened again. I strutted across the counter this morning, tail held high, ready to inspect the humans’ workspace — and there it was.

A crown. 👑

Made entirely of butterfly clips.

Rows of shiny black wings perched on the edge of a mesh cup like a metallic fortress guarding the phone. I stopped, blinked, and tilted my head. The Butterfly Clip Bandit has returned.

Lady Flava worked hard to restore order to this desk — two minutes flat. Everything lined up, clean, calm… the kind of vibe that makes a cat want to nap in peace. But somewhere in the night (or during one of those human “meetings”), someone got creative.

The suspect?

All paws point to hmmmm— the man with the distracted hands and the artist’s heart. He can’t resist turning office supplies into sculptures. But even artists must answer for their crimes of clutter.

I sniffed the scene carefully. The air smelled of sanitizer, printer paper, and slight frustration — the scent of a Lady reclaiming her space.

I jumped down and left a note (in my mind, of course):

“Dear humans, art is beautiful, but order is peace. Kindly keep your masterpieces on your own desk. Signed, Bean — Keeper of the Front Desk Zen.”

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Until next time…

Bean the Cat will continue her surveillance, her whiskers twitching and sunflower spirit strong 🌻