**Bean’s Corner:

“THE HUMANS WOULDN’T LET MAMA SLEEP TONIGHT”**

A Simply Flava Cat Chronicle

Greetings, peasants.

It’s Bean — the only stable creature in this household.

Mama tried to go to sleep TWO HOURS AGO,

and these humans are still acting like an unrehearsed reality-show cast.

Let me tell you what I witnessed…

because clearly I’m the narrator of this family.

First Chaos: The Texting Tornado

There I was… minding my own business, practicing my pre-bedtime stretching…

when Mama’s phone lit up with a message from The Sensitive One.

You know the type:

Writes novels at night Always upset about something Loves to sprinkle emotional glitter everywhere Needs a therapist but texts Mama instead

The message?

A full dramatic episode.

I looked at Mama like:

“Open that if you want your peace ruined.”

She opened it.

Peace? Gone.

Second Chaos: The Downstairs Debaters

While Mama was dealing with The Sensitive One,

I hear voices downstairs — loud ones.

Here comes The Mouthy One,

who cannot end a sentence without starting a new argument.

He starts talking…

and keeps talking…

and keeps talking…

Enter The Not-Backing-Down One,

equal in energy, fire, and volume.

They go back and forth like they’re auditioning for the role of

“Most Stubborn Humans Alive.”

I peeked around the corner like:

“Y’all finished or y’all done?”

They were not done.

Third Chaos: The Peace Offering That Fooled No One

After all the yelling, suddenly

The Mouthy One tiptoes upstairs like a humble servant.

Knocks.

Smiles.

Asks Mama if she has trash.

Sir.

SIR.

Did you not just get done arguing loud enough to wake the spirits?

Bean blinked at him slowly —

the universal sign for:

“Go somewhere.”

Meanwhile, Mama Is Just Trying to Sleep

Every five minutes:

“I’m going to bed…”

Ding

Voices

Footsteps

Trash being collected

Chaos

This house is allergic to silence.

I’m trying to nap.

Mama’s trying to nap.

But the humans?

They’re doing season finale behavior at midnight.

Bean’s Final Verdict

This entire household needs:

A time-out A diffuser full of lavender Noise-canceling walls And maybe separate corners

Me?

I’m going to sleep.

Because clearly I’m the emotional support animal tonight.

Signed,

Bean

The only calm soul in this multiverse 😼✨