Bean’s Bird’s-Eye News

Late Morning Edition

Good morning, dear friends.

I had every intention of taking my late morning nap.

However…

My human is sitting at the Tower working. Between phone calls, she keeps grabbing her camera and saying,

“Oooo… come back!”

This morning’s report includes:

🐦 Fred and Ethel had another one of their “married bird” conversations. Ethel did most of the talking. Fred mostly listened.

🐦 Tom and Jerry remained their usual quiet selves. They supervised without saying much.

🐦 Pops watched from the cedar like the wise elder of the neighborhood.

🐦 Poe must be making rounds elsewhere because I haven’t heard his daily announcements.

🐿️ A squirrel decided to practice tightrope walking across the utility wires. I am still reviewing whether this was a wise career choice.

✈️ The Blue Angels are somewhere overhead. We can hear them, but they are playing hide-and-seek in the sky.

😴 Musty has officially fallen asleep while on Neighborhood Watch duty. I have filed a formal complaint. He was unavailable for comment.

As for my human…

She has become a professional bird paparazzi.

Every time the phone stops ringing, she rushes to the window with her camera hoping one of us will pose.

Fortunately…

We enjoy the attention.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, my nap cannot be postponed any longer.

With sleepy paws and a full report,

Bean
“Chief Neighborhood Correspondent”

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