🫘 THE BEAN 😽

Apparently Mom Has a Personal Trainer Now

By Bean 🐈

Hello, Humans.

Bean here.

I need to discuss something that has been happening outside Mom’s Tower window.

There is a squirrel.

His name is Chip.

I don’t know who hired him, but apparently he has appointed himself Mom’s new personal trainer.

All morning this little creature has been running back and forth.

Across the wire.

Down the pole.

Back across the wire.

Into the cedar tree.

Then he comes back and does the whole thing again.

I’m exhausted just watching him.

Mom thinks maybe Chip is trying to get her attention.

I think he’s trying to tell her:

“Again, Susan! From the top! Wire to cedar! Cedar to pole! MOVE THOSE HIPS!” 🐿️📣😂

First of all…

Sir.

She does not have a tail.

Second, Mom is working on those hips at her own speed.

She has yoga blocks, bands, a foam roller and enough exercise equipment around here already.

We do NOT need a squirrel adding another program.

Although…

I have to admit, his form is impressive.

The jumping needs work. He’s a little dramatic.

And now Mom says she’s waiting for Dale to show up with a clipboard as Chip’s assistant trainer.

Great.

Two squirrels.

One clipboard.

And my mother doing hip exercises.

This Tower gets stranger every day.

Personally, I believe Mom should follow my exercise program:

Stretch.

Eat.

Walk around a little.

Look out the window.

Take a nap.

Repeat.

I have been following this program my entire life, and look at me.

Perfect.

You’re welcome.

Until next time,

Bean 🐾
The only wellness expert in this family who believes naps should be mandatory. 🤣