🐾 Bean’s Corner: Lady’s Morning Rituals

“Every work morning, Lady lies in bed, staring at the ceiling, whispering to herself: ‘Maybe today’s the day I call out…’ 😹 She’s already picturing herself cozy on the couch with coffee, me curled up at her side, no alarms, no rushing.

But what happens? She gets up, gets ready, and trots out to Poopsie 🚗. Next thing you know, she’s rolling into work with a Venti Vanilla Cold Brew in her hand ☕️—smile on her face, ready to shine. Even when the grumpy NP strolls by without so much as a glance Flava’s way 👀, Lady stays unbothered.

Bean says: humans are funny. Sometimes they just need to pretend they have a choice, before doing exactly what they always do. Silly, dependable Lady. And I kinda love her for it.”