Beanism|Vol.35|Grandma & The Magic Keys 🏰😹

🌻 Bean’s Corner Blog #35🌻

Grandma & The Magic Keys 🏰😹

Humans crack me up. They send texts wondering who’s supposed to unlock the doors, while Grandma has been the steady keeper of the magic keys 🔑 for over two years. Every morning she opens the gates, and every evening she locks them tight.

Some call it 500, some call it CV… but let’s be real — it’s the Spine & Brain Castle 🏰. Without Grandma, common sense might still be circling the parking lot trying to find its spot 🤔.

And speaking of common sense — it’s funny how some humans make the simplest things harder. Like needing “permission” just to go to the restroom 🚽. Olivia had it right: just go! If a patient comes, explain you’re the only one there. End of story. See? Common sense.

Finale

Grandma is the true Key Master of the Spine & Brain Castle. Keeper of the doors, protector of the patients, and the steady paws behind the sunflower blinders 🌻.

😹 And to think, y’all thought the magic keys… turns out they unlock common sense too. 😸

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