Category: Bean
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Beanism|Vol.15|The Last Thing That Bean Was Excited About š»
Tell us about the last thing you got excited about. Tell Us About the Last Thing You Got Excited About A Guest Post by Bean the Cat š¾ Hi, itās me, Bean! š± Mom asked me to share about the last thing I got really excited about ā and let me tell you, I donāt…
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Beanism|Vol.14|Peace in the Midst of the People Circus š¾
The Book of Bean: Peace in the Midst of the People Circus š¾ Well, my dear humansā¦ Today, I perched in my Tower and watched the spectacle unfold. Jackets abandoned on floors. Humans swapping noodles and secrets. Whisper-whisper at desks, sprint-sprint to tell someone else. It was like a live episode of As the Clinic…
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Beanism|Vol.13|Todayās Observation from the Tower š¾
Todayās Observation from the Tower š¾ The clinic was buzzing ā people darting here, there, and everywhere. Appointments, providers, staffā¦ a steady stream of activity that kept me watching like a cat following a laser pointer. But amid the bustle, thereās that girl. You know the one. The one who always has a story to…
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Beanism|Vol.12|Monday Chronicles from the Tower
š¾ The Book of Bean: Monday Chronicles from the Tower Well, well, wellā¦ what a show I witnessed from up here in my royal perch. Today, Nanny Flava strutted through her day with that calm, collected energy that says, āNot today, chaos.ā And oh, the humansā¦ they didnāt even know they were being studied by a…
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Beanism|Vol.11|Gunshots & Birdsong š¾
The Book of Bean: Gunshots & Birdsong š¾ 12:35 a.m. ā BANG! BANG! BANG! Gunshots shattered the quiet of the kingdom. I swear, for a moment, it felt like those fools were right outside our Tower doors. Why? Why must these humans disturb our peace? Do they not understand that this is a sacred realm,…
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Beanism|Vol.10|š¾ The Book of Bean: Special Guest Edition š¾
š¾ The Book of Bean: Special Guest Edition š¾ Darlings, today I am joined by none other than the sleek and dashing Lamborghiniā¦ or Ghini, if youāre lucky enough to be on nickname terms. Heās got the eyes of a king, the fur of a runway model, and the kind of presence that says, āYes,…
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Beanism|Vol.9|š¾ The Book of Bean: āLeave the Fur Unruffledā š¾
š¾ The Book of Bean: āLeave the Fur Unruffledā š¾ Darlings, let me tell you ā the key to a perfect Friday is simple: keep your paws steady, your tail high, and your fur unruffled. Today, I lounged through the hours like a cat in a sunbeam. Even the usual chaos couldnāt tempt me to…
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Beanism|Vol.8|š¾ The Book of Bean ā Thursday Bonus Edition
š¾ The Book of Bean ā Thursday Bonus Edition āUnexpected Adorationā I, Bean, did not request more attention todayā¦ yet here it is, flowing in like sunshine through the Tower window. š» Humans keep stopping to admire my grace, my poise, my effortless beauty. I accept their offerings of praise with the dignity of a…
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65|Graveyards & Grounding: What My TikTok Feed Says About Me (what does Bean have to say)
Graveyards & Grounding: What My TikTok Feed Says About Me By Lady Flava š» Let me tell you what TikTok has taught me about myselfā¦ I am the kind of woman who scrolls past dance trends and lip-syncs, and lands right in the beautifully odd space between graveyards and grounding. šÆš² On one side of…
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Beanism|š The Book of Bean: Chapter 6 ā āThe Caffeinated Cry for Helpā
š The Book of Bean: Chapter 6 ā āThe Caffeinated Cry for Helpā Wisdom from the Tower Today, Lady Flava sat alone in her mighty kingdomā¦ Suite 500. Sunlight beaming. Checking in patients. Phones ringing. Vibes? Immaculate. But something was missing. Something warm. Something rich. Something from Starbucks. āāØ She whispered into the air: āSure…
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