Category: The Book of Bean
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Beanism Vol.7|🐾 The Book of Bean: I Nap Through Drama
🐾 The Book of Bean: I Nap Through Drama By Bean (as transcribed by Susan) Greetings from the tower. I saw you, spinning your wheels. Fixing faces. Filtering feelings. Folding peace into politeness. I watched—and then I blinked slowly and returned to my nap. Why? Because I don’t chase drama. I nap through it. 🐾 There’s…
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Beanism Vol.6|What To Do With Liars
🐾 The Book of Bean: What To Do With Liars Hi. I’m Bean. Sassy. Fluffy. Regal. And deeply unbothered. 😽 And today, I’d like to talk about liars. You know—the kind who twist stories, smile while they’re scheming, and think manipulation is a personality trait. Let me be clear: I see you. I smell the drama…
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The Book of Bean #2 😻
“You Thought You Could Tarnish Me in My Tower… With Your Audience of 3?” Darling, let me set the record straight from the comfort of my plush perch by the window… You thought whispering shadows could dim my shine? You gathered your little circle of three, fluffed your feathers, and flung words like pebbles hoping…
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🐆 The Book of Bean – Entry #1
“If You Feel Clawed—Congratulations, You Were Too Close.” Hey Hoomans, Bean here. Tower-top philosopher, queen of calm, and licensed shade-thrower. Let me be crystal clear: I don’t do drama—I observe it… with narrowed eyes, from a sunbeam. 😽 This week? Whew. The two-leggeds were wildin’. Big energy. Big egos. Small integrity. I saw it all—and…
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