🐾 “Sparky, the Duffle Bag, and the Woman with the Talking Leg”

A Beanism by Yours Truly, Bean the Cat 😼

You humans never fail to amaze me — and Grandma’s clinic? It’s a full-on soap opera with stethoscopes.

So, today’s headline? Sparky the Celebrity Cat returns! 🐾
He and his mystery sibling (still no name, bless their furry heart) rolled up from Eugene, Oregon like it was a red-carpet premiere. One on the shoulder. One in a duffle bag. No cages. No chill.

Now Grandma’s friend M — Dr. M’s MA — had the honor of escorting Sparky’s mom and her furry entourage back to the exam room. And let’s just say… M’s face said it all.

Apparently, Sparky’s mom had a lot to share. She talked about her cats… her leg pain… and then casually dropped, “Sometimes my leg smells bad.” 😳

M was like, “Susan… what was I supposed to say?! I just froze!” 🤣
And Grandma, in classic fashion, told her, “They don’t have much to talk about in Eugene, Oregon! They gotta get all their socializing done at the CV clinic while they’re in the big city.”

Meanwhile, Sparky’s dad is walking around the hospital with the cat perched on his shoulder like it’s totally normal. The other cat’s still chilling in the duffle bag, and poor M’s backing up into her workspace like, “Nope, not today.”

Even T was watching from afar, like he was trying to figure out if Animal Control needed to be paged. 😂

Grandma, being the rockstar she is, cleaned the waiting room and both exam rooms afterward — because let’s be real, the “Sparky Saga” left pawprints and stories everywhere.

When she saw M again outside, Grandma told her,

“You’ve got a good story to tell your wife on the way home!”

And that’s life in the clinic, folks — where the medicine is serious, but the moments? Pure comedy gold.

— Bean the Cat 🐾☕🌻