Bean’s Corner: Four Parking Spaces to the Left 😹

Grandma thought she was just sitting at the lake with her coffee, minding her business. But let me tell you — humans do the funniest things when they’re not paying attention.

Four parking spaces to the left, a lady walked smack into a paddle board sticking out of a truck. Why? Because she was glued to her phone, saving a quote from a book. (Paws up if you think cats would never be that careless — we always land on our feet 🐾.)

The man loading the truck apologized, but the lady said it was her own fault. At least she owned it! Meanwhile, her husband was like, “Why didn’t you warn mom?” and their son was the only one who actually saw it happen. Classic humans — distracted, oblivious, and honest all at once.

Grandma just sat there with her sunflower blinders on, watching the whole drama unfold like it was entertainment. 😹

Lesson of the day? If you don’t pay attention, you’re gonna walk into life’s paddle boards. Keep your sunflower blinders on, humans — and maybe look up once in a while.