🧠✨ Lady Flava’s Invisible Leopard Noise-Canceling Headphones™

Not sold in stores.

Not visible to messy people.

But fully activated whenever two loud humans start tag-teaming your peace.

Features include:

🎧 Leopard-Print Force Field

Blocks 99.9% of unnecessary chatter, gossip, complaints, and “why you sitting there?” whispers.

🌻 Sunflower Blinders Mode

Automatically engages when chaos enters the room so you only see and hear what matters.

🔇 Noise-Canceling Spiritual Armor

Perfect for moments when two people hold a conversation loud enough for the entire floor.

😌 Calm-Glide Technology

Lets you sit at anywhere— even sup’s old space — without your soul trying to exit your body.

🤣 Selective Hearing Setting

You hear:

patients, doctors, mom and my own sanity

You do not hear:

Back-from-two-days chatter Emotional spirals Dramatic retellings

Fake whispers that sound like public announcements

And the best part?

No one can tell when they’re activated.

You just quietly shift into your own peaceful universe while everyone else thinks you’re listening.