Category: The Book of Bean
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Beanism|Vol.21|Girl, I Got My Eye đď¸ on You
đž Beanâs Corner âI Got My Eye đď¸ on You Flava Well, well, well⌠Lady Flava says sheâs an âold dog learning a new trick.â And guess whoâs in charge of making sure she doesnât forget? Thatâs rightâme. đď¸ All week long, Iâm watching her practice this thing humans call âstaying in her lane.â Which,…
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Beanism|Vol.18|Back Up for the Perfect Shot
Beanâs Corner: Back Up for the Perfect Shot đž Humans can be so confusing. Today, I heard one man barking at his wife: âBack up! Back up!â My ears perked up, and I thought, âUh oh, here we go⌠claws about to come out.â But no. Turns out, he just wanted her to step back…
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Beanism|Vol.17|The Gown Strut
Beanâs Corner: The Gown Strut đž Humans never fail to surprise me. Today, one decided the hospital was her personal runway. She skipped the usual routine, ditched her clothes, and strutted into the clinic wearing nothing but a hospital gown. Now, I know humans like to be dramatic sometimes, but this one really committed. She…
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Beanism|Vol.13|Todayâs Observation from the Tower đž
Todayâs Observation from the Tower đž The clinic was buzzing â people darting here, there, and everywhere. Appointments, providers, staff⌠a steady stream of activity that kept me watching like a cat following a laser pointer. But amid the bustle, thereâs that girl. You know the one. The one who always has a story to…
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Beanism|Vol.12|Monday Chronicles from the Tower
đž The Book of Bean: Monday Chronicles from the Tower Well, well, well⌠what a show I witnessed from up here in my royal perch. Today, Nanny Flava strutted through her day with that calm, collected energy that says, âNot today, chaos.â And oh, the humans⌠they didnât even know they were being studied by a…
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Beanism|Vol.11|Gunshots & Birdsong đž
The Book of Bean: Gunshots & Birdsong đž 12:35 a.m. â BANG! BANG! BANG! Gunshots shattered the quiet of the kingdom. I swear, for a moment, it felt like those fools were right outside our Tower doors. Why? Why must these humans disturb our peace? Do they not understand that this is a sacred realm,…
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Beanism|Vol.10|đž The Book of Bean: Special Guest Edition đž
đž The Book of Bean: Special Guest Edition đž Darlings, today I am joined by none other than the sleek and dashing Lamborghini⌠or Ghini, if youâre lucky enough to be on nickname terms. Heâs got the eyes of a king, the fur of a runway model, and the kind of presence that says, âYes,…
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Beanism|Vol.9|đž The Book of Bean: âLeave the Fur Unruffledâ đž
đž The Book of Bean: âLeave the Fur Unruffledâ đž Darlings, let me tell you â the key to a perfect Friday is simple: keep your paws steady, your tail high, and your fur unruffled. Today, I lounged through the hours like a cat in a sunbeam. Even the usual chaos couldnât tempt me to…
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Beanism|Vol.8|đž The Book of Bean â Thursday Bonus Edition
đž The Book of Bean â Thursday Bonus Edition âUnexpected Adorationâ I, Bean, did not request more attention today⌠yet here it is, flowing in like sunshine through the Tower window. đť Humans keep stopping to admire my grace, my poise, my effortless beauty. I accept their offerings of praise with the dignity of a…
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65|Graveyards & Grounding: What My TikTok Feed Says About Me (what does Bean have to say)
Graveyards & Grounding: What My TikTok Feed Says About Me By Lady Flava đť Let me tell you what TikTok has taught me about myself⌠I am the kind of woman who scrolls past dance trends and lip-syncs, and lands right in the beautifully odd space between graveyards and grounding. đŻđ˛ On one side of…
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