Category: Cat Humor
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Beanism|Vol.12|Monday Chronicles from the Tower
🐾 The Book of Bean: Monday Chronicles from the Tower Well, well, well… what a show I witnessed from up here in my royal perch. Today, Nanny Flava strutted through her day with that calm, collected energy that says, “Not today, chaos.” And oh, the humans… they didn’t even know they were being studied by a…
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Beanism|Vol.11|Gunshots & Birdsong 🐾
The Book of Bean: Gunshots & Birdsong 🐾 12:35 a.m. — BANG! BANG! BANG! Gunshots shattered the quiet of the kingdom. I swear, for a moment, it felt like those fools were right outside our Tower doors. Why? Why must these humans disturb our peace? Do they not understand that this is a sacred realm,…
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Beanism|Vol.10|🐾 The Book of Bean: Special Guest Edition 🐾
🐾 The Book of Bean: Special Guest Edition 🐾 Darlings, today I am joined by none other than the sleek and dashing Lamborghini… or Ghini, if you’re lucky enough to be on nickname terms. He’s got the eyes of a king, the fur of a runway model, and the kind of presence that says, “Yes,…
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Beanism|Vol.9|🐾 The Book of Bean: “Leave the Fur Unruffled” 🐾
🐾 The Book of Bean: “Leave the Fur Unruffled” 🐾 Darlings, let me tell you — the key to a perfect Friday is simple: keep your paws steady, your tail high, and your fur unruffled. Today, I lounged through the hours like a cat in a sunbeam. Even the usual chaos couldn’t tempt me to…
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Beanism|Vol.8|🐾 The Book of Bean – Thursday Bonus Edition
🐾 The Book of Bean – Thursday Bonus Edition “Unexpected Adoration” I, Bean, did not request more attention today… yet here it is, flowing in like sunshine through the Tower window. 😻 Humans keep stopping to admire my grace, my poise, my effortless beauty. I accept their offerings of praise with the dignity of a…
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65|Graveyards & Grounding: What My TikTok Feed Says About Me (what does Bean have to say)
Graveyards & Grounding: What My TikTok Feed Says About Me By Lady Flava 🌻 Let me tell you what TikTok has taught me about myself… I am the kind of woman who scrolls past dance trends and lip-syncs, and lands right in the beautifully odd space between graveyards and grounding. 🕯🌲 On one side of…
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Beanism|📚 The Book of Bean: Chapter 6 – “The Caffeinated Cry for Help”
📚 The Book of Bean: Chapter 6 – “The Caffeinated Cry for Help” Wisdom from the Tower Today, Lady Flava sat alone in her mighty kingdom… Suite 500. Sunlight beaming. Checking in patients. Phones ringing. Vibes? Immaculate. But something was missing. Something warm. Something rich. Something from Starbucks. ☕✨ She whispered into the air: “Sure…
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Beanism Vol.7|🐾 The Book of Bean: I Nap Through Drama
🐾 The Book of Bean: I Nap Through Drama By Bean (as transcribed by Susan) Greetings from the tower. I saw you, spinning your wheels. Fixing faces. Filtering feelings. Folding peace into politeness. I watched—and then I blinked slowly and returned to my nap. Why? Because I don’t chase drama. I nap through it. 🐾 There’s…
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Beanism Vol.5|Pizza, Peace & People-Watching
Beanism Vol.5: Pizza, Peace & People-Watching 🐾 Wisdom from the Tower Today’s Lesson: Even the humans need treats. So there I was… Sitting in the tower, quietly observing as Lady Flava came home smelling like… cheese . 🍕😼 Apparently, someone thought feeding the clinic team would fix all the glitches in the system. Spoiler: It…
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65|65 and Counting… and Restless
65 and Counting… and Restless It felt like a long day at work. Yes, I was bored. Now I’m home, and somehow time feels like it’s dragging in slow motion. Maybe the Universe is whispering: “Shave your legs.” “Take those dinner dishes downstairs.” “There’s an itch you can’t quite scratch—go figure it out.” I could…
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