Category: Cat Humor
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Beanism|Vol.8|🐾 The Book of Bean – Thursday Bonus Edition
🐾 The Book of Bean – Thursday Bonus Edition “Unexpected Adoration” I, Bean, did not request more attention today… yet here it is, flowing in like sunshine through the Tower window. 😻 Humans keep stopping to admire my grace, my poise, my effortless beauty. I accept their offerings of praise with the dignity of a…
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65|Graveyards & Grounding: What My TikTok Feed Says About Me (what does Bean have to say)
Graveyards & Grounding: What My TikTok Feed Says About Me By Lady Flava 🌻 Let me tell you what TikTok has taught me about myself… I am the kind of woman who scrolls past dance trends and lip-syncs, and lands right in the beautifully odd space between graveyards and grounding. 🕯🌲 On one side of…
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Beanism|📚 The Book of Bean: Chapter 6 – “The Caffeinated Cry for Help”
📚 The Book of Bean: Chapter 6 – “The Caffeinated Cry for Help” Wisdom from the Tower Today, Lady Flava sat alone in her mighty kingdom… Suite 500. Sunlight beaming. Checking in patients. Phones ringing. Vibes? Immaculate. But something was missing. Something warm. Something rich. Something from Starbucks. ☕✨ She whispered into the air: “Sure…
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Beanism Vol.7|🐾 The Book of Bean: I Nap Through Drama
🐾 The Book of Bean: I Nap Through Drama By Bean (as transcribed by Susan) Greetings from the tower. I saw you, spinning your wheels. Fixing faces. Filtering feelings. Folding peace into politeness. I watched—and then I blinked slowly and returned to my nap. Why? Because I don’t chase drama. I nap through it. 🐾 There’s…
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Beanism Vol.5|Pizza, Peace & People-Watching
Beanism Vol.5: Pizza, Peace & People-Watching 🐾 Wisdom from the Tower Today’s Lesson: Even the humans need treats. So there I was… Sitting in the tower, quietly observing as Lady Flava came home smelling like… cheese . 🍕😼 Apparently, someone thought feeding the clinic team would fix all the glitches in the system. Spoiler: It…
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65|65 and Counting… and Restless
65 and Counting… and Restless It felt like a long day at work. Yes, I was bored. Now I’m home, and somehow time feels like it’s dragging in slow motion. Maybe the Universe is whispering: “Shave your legs.” “Take those dinner dishes downstairs.” “There’s an itch you can’t quite scratch—go figure it out.” I could…
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Vol.4 of Beanism|“Put Your Sunflower Blinders On & Carry On”
🌻 Lady Flava’s Official Tower Orders – Issued by Bean, Ruler of All That Matters 🌻 “Put Your Sunflower Blinders On & Carry On” This week, we are not: Chasing drama. Explaining ourselves to chaos. Giving tail flicks to unworthy distractions. We ARE: Blooming in peace. Radiating style with sunflower blinders firmly in place. Sitting…
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Volume 3: Slow Days & Sudoku Wisdom
🐾 The Book of Bean Volume 3: Slow Days & Sudoku Wisdom Lady Flava’s Tower View, as narrated by Bean the Cat Some days, the world slows down… not in that cozy-catnap kind of way, but in the “is this clock even moving?” kind of way. 🕰️ Today was one of those days. From the tower,…
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