Category: Cat Humor
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Beanism|Vol.9|đŸ The Book of Bean: âLeave the Fur Unruffledâ đŸ
đŸ The Book of Bean: âLeave the Fur Unruffledâ đŸ Darlings, let me tell you â the key to a perfect Friday is simple: keep your paws steady, your tail high, and your fur unruffled. Today, I lounged through the hours like a cat in a sunbeam. Even the usual chaos couldnât tempt me to…
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Beanism|Vol.8|đŸ The Book of Bean â Thursday Bonus Edition
đŸ The Book of Bean â Thursday Bonus Edition âUnexpected Adorationâ I, Bean, did not request more attention today⊠yet here it is, flowing in like sunshine through the Tower window. đ» Humans keep stopping to admire my grace, my poise, my effortless beauty. I accept their offerings of praise with the dignity of a…
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65|Graveyards & Grounding: What My TikTok Feed Says About Me (what does Bean have to say)
Graveyards & Grounding: What My TikTok Feed Says About Me By Lady Flava đ» Let me tell you what TikTok has taught me about myself⊠I am the kind of woman who scrolls past dance trends and lip-syncs, and lands right in the beautifully odd space between graveyards and grounding. đŻđČ On one side of…
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Beanism|đ The Book of Bean: Chapter 6 â âThe Caffeinated Cry for Helpâ
đ The Book of Bean: Chapter 6 â âThe Caffeinated Cry for Helpâ Wisdom from the Tower Today, Lady Flava sat alone in her mighty kingdom⊠Suite 500. Sunlight beaming. Checking in patients. Phones ringing. Vibes? Immaculate. But something was missing. Something warm. Something rich. Something from Starbucks. ââš She whispered into the air: âSure…
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Beanism Vol.7|đŸ The Book of Bean: I Nap Through Drama
đŸ The Book of Bean: I Nap Through Drama By Bean (as transcribed by Susan) Greetings from the tower. I saw you, spinning your wheels. Fixing faces. Filtering feelings. Folding peace into politeness. I watchedâand then I blinked slowly and returned to my nap. Why? Because I donât chase drama. I nap through it. đŸ Thereâs…
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Beanism Vol.5|Pizza, Peace & People-Watching
Beanism Vol.5: Pizza, Peace & People-Watching đŸ Wisdom from the Tower Todayâs Lesson: Even the humans need treats. So there I was⊠Sitting in the tower, quietly observing as Lady Flava came home smelling like⊠cheese . đđŒ Apparently, someone thought feeding the clinic team would fix all the glitches in the system. Spoiler: It…
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65|65 and Counting⊠and Restless
65 and Counting⊠and Restless It felt like a long day at work. Yes, I was bored. Now Iâm home, and somehow time feels like itâs dragging in slow motion. Maybe the Universe is whispering: âShave your legs.â âTake those dinner dishes downstairs.â âThereâs an itch you canât quite scratchâgo figure it out.â I could…
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Vol.4 of Beanism|âPut Your Sunflower Blinders On & Carry Onâ
đ» Lady Flavaâs Official Tower Orders â Issued by Bean, Ruler of All That Matters đ» âPut Your Sunflower Blinders On & Carry Onâ This week, we are not: Chasing drama. Explaining ourselves to chaos. Giving tail flicks to unworthy distractions. We ARE: Blooming in peace. Radiating style with sunflower blinders firmly in place. Sitting…
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Volume 3: Slow Days & Sudoku Wisdom
đŸ The Book of Bean Volume 3: Slow Days & Sudoku Wisdom Lady Flavaâs Tower View, as narrated by Bean the Cat Some days, the world slows down⊠not in that cozy-catnap kind of way, but in the âis this clock even moving?â kind of way. đ°ïž Today was one of those days. From the tower,…
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