Category: Humor
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65|65 and Counting… and Restless
65 and Counting… and Restless It felt like a long day at work. Yes, I was bored. Now I’m home, and somehow time feels like it’s dragging in slow motion. Maybe the Universe is whispering: “Shave your legs.” “Take those dinner dishes downstairs.” “There’s an itch you can’t quite scratch—go figure it out.” I could…
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Vol.4 of Beanism|“Put Your Sunflower Blinders On & Carry On”
🌻 Lady Flava’s Official Tower Orders – Issued by Bean, Ruler of All That Matters 🌻 “Put Your Sunflower Blinders On & Carry On” This week, we are not: Chasing drama. Explaining ourselves to chaos. Giving tail flicks to unworthy distractions. We ARE: Blooming in peace. Radiating style with sunflower blinders firmly in place. Sitting…
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Volume 3: Slow Days & Sudoku Wisdom
🐾 The Book of Bean Volume 3: Slow Days & Sudoku Wisdom Lady Flava’s Tower View, as narrated by Bean the Cat Some days, the world slows down… not in that cozy-catnap kind of way, but in the “is this clock even moving?” kind of way. 🕰️ Today was one of those days. From the tower,…
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The Book of Bean #2 😻
“You Thought You Could Tarnish Me in My Tower… With Your Audience of 3?” Darling, let me set the record straight from the comfort of my plush perch by the window… You thought whispering shadows could dim my shine? You gathered your little circle of three, fluffed your feathers, and flung words like pebbles hoping…
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🐆 The Book of Bean – Entry #1
“If You Feel Clawed—Congratulations, You Were Too Close.” Hey Hoomans, Bean here. Tower-top philosopher, queen of calm, and licensed shade-thrower. Let me be crystal clear: I don’t do drama—I observe it… with narrowed eyes, from a sunbeam. 😽 This week? Whew. The two-leggeds were wildin’. Big energy. Big egos. Small integrity. I saw it all—and…
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