Category: Funny Stuff
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Beanism|Vol.12|Monday Chronicles from the Tower
🐾 The Book of Bean: Monday Chronicles from the Tower Well, well, well… what a show I witnessed from up here in my royal perch. Today, Nanny Flava strutted through her day with that calm, collected energy that says, “Not today, chaos.” And oh, the humans… they didn’t even know they were being studied by a…
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65|Graveyards & Grounding: What My TikTok Feed Says About Me (what does Bean have to say)
Graveyards & Grounding: What My TikTok Feed Says About Me By Lady Flava 🌻 Let me tell you what TikTok has taught me about myself… I am the kind of woman who scrolls past dance trends and lip-syncs, and lands right in the beautifully odd space between graveyards and grounding. 🕯🌲 On one side of…
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Beanism Vol.5|Pizza, Peace & People-Watching
Beanism Vol.5: Pizza, Peace & People-Watching 🐾 Wisdom from the Tower Today’s Lesson: Even the humans need treats. So there I was… Sitting in the tower, quietly observing as Lady Flava came home smelling like… cheese . 🍕😼 Apparently, someone thought feeding the clinic team would fix all the glitches in the system. Spoiler: It…
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65|65 and Counting… and Restless
65 and Counting… and Restless It felt like a long day at work. Yes, I was bored. Now I’m home, and somehow time feels like it’s dragging in slow motion. Maybe the Universe is whispering: “Shave your legs.” “Take those dinner dishes downstairs.” “There’s an itch you can’t quite scratch—go figure it out.” I could…
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Vol.4 of Beanism|“Put Your Sunflower Blinders On & Carry On”
🌻 Lady Flava’s Official Tower Orders – Issued by Bean, Ruler of All That Matters 🌻 “Put Your Sunflower Blinders On & Carry On” This week, we are not: Chasing drama. Explaining ourselves to chaos. Giving tail flicks to unworthy distractions. We ARE: Blooming in peace. Radiating style with sunflower blinders firmly in place. Sitting…
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