Category: Cat Humor
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Beanism|Vol.21|Girl, I Got My Eye 👁️ on You
🐾 Bean’s Corner “I Got My Eye 👁️ on You Flava Well, well, well… Lady Flava says she’s an “old dog learning a new trick.” And guess who’s in charge of making sure she doesn’t forget? That’s right—me. 👁️ All week long, I’m watching her practice this thing humans call “staying in her lane.” Which,…
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Beanism|Vol.20|Bean’s Corner…Spying From The Tower 🐾
🐾 Bean’s Corner First, Lady Flava’s morning started at Starbucks. She strolled in, ready for her coffee joy, only to find her order delayed. 🙀 There she was, standing tall—without her pink cane—like a queen waiting for her crown. She kept her sunflower spirit shining, but ooooh you could feel the seasoned soul grumble. Coffee…
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Beanism|Vol.19|Humans Hear What They Want to Hear
Bean Blogs: Humans Hear What They Want to Hear So, the Wicked Witch of the Hill’s mom came in for her appointment. No problem, all went smoothly. I just gave a little heads-up to my Fearless Leader to keep folks informed. But the response I got was, “I have to lead the morning huddle, so…
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Beanism|Vol.18|Back Up for the Perfect Shot
Bean’s Corner: Back Up for the Perfect Shot 🐾 Humans can be so confusing. Today, I heard one man barking at his wife: “Back up! Back up!” My ears perked up, and I thought, “Uh oh, here we go… claws about to come out.” But no. Turns out, he just wanted her to step back…
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Beanism|Vol.17|The Gown Strut
Bean’s Corner: The Gown Strut 🐾 Humans never fail to surprise me. Today, one decided the hospital was her personal runway. She skipped the usual routine, ditched her clothes, and strutted into the clinic wearing nothing but a hospital gown. Now, I know humans like to be dramatic sometimes, but this one really committed. She…
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Beanism|Vol.15|The Last Thing That Bean Was Excited About 😻
Tell us about the last thing you got excited about. Tell Us About the Last Thing You Got Excited About A Guest Post by Bean the Cat 🐾 Hi, it’s me, Bean! 🐱 Mom asked me to share about the last thing I got really excited about — and let me tell you, I don’t…
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Beanism|Vol.14|Peace in the Midst of the People Circus 🐾
The Book of Bean: Peace in the Midst of the People Circus 🐾 Well, my dear humans… Today, I perched in my Tower and watched the spectacle unfold. Jackets abandoned on floors. Humans swapping noodles and secrets. Whisper-whisper at desks, sprint-sprint to tell someone else. It was like a live episode of As the Clinic…

