Category: Kitty Humor
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Beanism|Vol.21|Girl, I Got My Eye 👁️ on You
🐾 Bean’s Corner “I Got My Eye 👁️ on You Flava Well, well, well… Lady Flava says she’s an “old dog learning a new trick.” And guess who’s in charge of making sure she doesn’t forget? That’s right—me. 👁️ All week long, I’m watching her practice this thing humans call “staying in her lane.” Which,…
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Beanism|Vol.19|Humans Hear What They Want to Hear
Bean Blogs: Humans Hear What They Want to Hear So, the Wicked Witch of the Hill’s mom came in for her appointment. No problem, all went smoothly. I just gave a little heads-up to my Fearless Leader to keep folks informed. But the response I got was, “I have to lead the morning huddle, so…
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Beanism|Vol.18|Back Up for the Perfect Shot
Bean’s Corner: Back Up for the Perfect Shot 🐾 Humans can be so confusing. Today, I heard one man barking at his wife: “Back up! Back up!” My ears perked up, and I thought, “Uh oh, here we go… claws about to come out.” But no. Turns out, he just wanted her to step back…
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Beanism|Vol.15|The Last Thing That Bean Was Excited About 😻
Tell us about the last thing you got excited about. Tell Us About the Last Thing You Got Excited About A Guest Post by Bean the Cat 🐾 Hi, it’s me, Bean! 🐱 Mom asked me to share about the last thing I got really excited about — and let me tell you, I don’t…
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Beanism|Vol.14|Peace in the Midst of the People Circus 🐾
The Book of Bean: Peace in the Midst of the People Circus 🐾 Well, my dear humans… Today, I perched in my Tower and watched the spectacle unfold. Jackets abandoned on floors. Humans swapping noodles and secrets. Whisper-whisper at desks, sprint-sprint to tell someone else. It was like a live episode of As the Clinic…
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Beanism|Vol.13|Today’s Observation from the Tower 🐾
Today’s Observation from the Tower 🐾 The clinic was buzzing — people darting here, there, and everywhere. Appointments, providers, staff… a steady stream of activity that kept me watching like a cat following a laser pointer. But amid the bustle, there’s that girl. You know the one. The one who always has a story to…
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Beanism|Vol.12|Monday Chronicles from the Tower
🐾 The Book of Bean: Monday Chronicles from the Tower Well, well, well… what a show I witnessed from up here in my royal perch. Today, Nanny Flava strutted through her day with that calm, collected energy that says, “Not today, chaos.” And oh, the humans… they didn’t even know they were being studied by a…
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Beanism|Vol.11|Gunshots & Birdsong 🐾
The Book of Bean: Gunshots & Birdsong 🐾 12:35 a.m. — BANG! BANG! BANG! Gunshots shattered the quiet of the kingdom. I swear, for a moment, it felt like those fools were right outside our Tower doors. Why? Why must these humans disturb our peace? Do they not understand that this is a sacred realm,…
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Beanism|Vol.10|🐾 The Book of Bean: Special Guest Edition 🐾
🐾 The Book of Bean: Special Guest Edition 🐾 Darlings, today I am joined by none other than the sleek and dashing Lamborghini… or Ghini, if you’re lucky enough to be on nickname terms. He’s got the eyes of a king, the fur of a runway model, and the kind of presence that says, “Yes,…
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