Category: Kitty Humor
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Beanism|Vol.10|đž The Book of Bean: Special Guest Edition đž
đž The Book of Bean: Special Guest Edition đž Darlings, today I am joined by none other than the sleek and dashing Lamborghini⌠or Ghini, if youâre lucky enough to be on nickname terms. Heâs got the eyes of a king, the fur of a runway model, and the kind of presence that says, âYes,…
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Beanism|Vol.9|đž The Book of Bean: âLeave the Fur Unruffledâ đž
đž The Book of Bean: âLeave the Fur Unruffledâ đž Darlings, let me tell you â the key to a perfect Friday is simple: keep your paws steady, your tail high, and your fur unruffled. Today, I lounged through the hours like a cat in a sunbeam. Even the usual chaos couldnât tempt me to…
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Beanism|Vol.8|đž The Book of Bean â Thursday Bonus Edition
đž The Book of Bean â Thursday Bonus Edition âUnexpected Adorationâ I, Bean, did not request more attention today⌠yet here it is, flowing in like sunshine through the Tower window. đť Humans keep stopping to admire my grace, my poise, my effortless beauty. I accept their offerings of praise with the dignity of a…
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65|Graveyards & Grounding: What My TikTok Feed Says About Me (what does Bean have to say)
Graveyards & Grounding: What My TikTok Feed Says About Me By Lady Flava đť Let me tell you what TikTok has taught me about myself⌠I am the kind of woman who scrolls past dance trends and lip-syncs, and lands right in the beautifully odd space between graveyards and grounding. đŻđ˛ On one side of…
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Beanism|đ The Book of Bean: Chapter 6 â âThe Caffeinated Cry for Helpâ
đ The Book of Bean: Chapter 6 â âThe Caffeinated Cry for Helpâ Wisdom from the Tower Today, Lady Flava sat alone in her mighty kingdom⌠Suite 500. Sunlight beaming. Checking in patients. Phones ringing. Vibes? Immaculate. But something was missing. Something warm. Something rich. Something from Starbucks. â⨠She whispered into the air: âSure…
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Beanism Vol.7|đž The Book of Bean: I Nap Through Drama
đž The Book of Bean: I Nap Through Drama By Bean (as transcribed by Susan) Greetings from the tower. I saw you, spinning your wheels. Fixing faces. Filtering feelings. Folding peace into politeness. I watchedâand then I blinked slowly and returned to my nap. Why? Because I donât chase drama. I nap through it. đž Thereâs…
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Beanism Vol.6|What To Do With Liars
đž The Book of Bean: What To Do With Liars Hi. Iâm Bean. Sassy. Fluffy. Regal. And deeply unbothered. đ˝ And today, Iâd like to talk about liars. You knowâthe kind who twist stories, smile while theyâre scheming, and think manipulation is a personality trait. Let me be clear: I see you. I smell the drama…
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Beanism Vol.5|Pizza, Peace & People-Watching
Beanism Vol.5: Pizza, Peace & People-Watching đž Wisdom from the Tower Todayâs Lesson: Even the humans need treats. So there I was⌠Sitting in the tower, quietly observing as Lady Flava came home smelling like⌠cheese . đđź Apparently, someone thought feeding the clinic team would fix all the glitches in the system. Spoiler: It…
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65|65 and Counting⌠and Restless
65 and Counting⌠and Restless It felt like a long day at work. Yes, I was bored. Now Iâm home, and somehow time feels like itâs dragging in slow motion. Maybe the Universe is whispering: âShave your legs.â âTake those dinner dishes downstairs.â âThereâs an itch you canât quite scratchâgo figure it out.â I could…
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The Book of Bean #2 đť
âYou Thought You Could Tarnish Me in My Tower⌠With Your Audience of 3?â Darling, let me set the record straight from the comfort of my plush perch by the window⌠You thought whispering shadows could dim my shine? You gathered your little circle of three, fluffed your feathers, and flung words like pebbles hoping…
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