Category: Flava’s Sidekick
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Beanism|Vol.11|Gunshots & Birdsong 🐾
The Book of Bean: Gunshots & Birdsong 🐾 12:35 a.m. — BANG! BANG! BANG! Gunshots shattered the quiet of the kingdom. I swear, for a moment, it felt like those fools were right outside our Tower doors. Why? Why must these humans disturb our peace? Do they not understand that this is a sacred realm,…
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Beanism|Vol.9|🐾 The Book of Bean: “Leave the Fur Unruffled” 🐾
🐾 The Book of Bean: “Leave the Fur Unruffled” 🐾 Darlings, let me tell you — the key to a perfect Friday is simple: keep your paws steady, your tail high, and your fur unruffled. Today, I lounged through the hours like a cat in a sunbeam. Even the usual chaos couldn’t tempt me to…
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65|Graveyards & Grounding: What My TikTok Feed Says About Me (what does Bean have to say)
Graveyards & Grounding: What My TikTok Feed Says About Me By Lady Flava 🌻 Let me tell you what TikTok has taught me about myself… I am the kind of woman who scrolls past dance trends and lip-syncs, and lands right in the beautifully odd space between graveyards and grounding. 🕯🌲 On one side of…
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Beanism Vol.5|Pizza, Peace & People-Watching
Beanism Vol.5: Pizza, Peace & People-Watching 🐾 Wisdom from the Tower Today’s Lesson: Even the humans need treats. So there I was… Sitting in the tower, quietly observing as Lady Flava came home smelling like… cheese . 🍕😼 Apparently, someone thought feeding the clinic team would fix all the glitches in the system. Spoiler: It…
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🐆 The Book of Bean – Entry #1
“If You Feel Clawed—Congratulations, You Were Too Close.” Hey Hoomans, Bean here. Tower-top philosopher, queen of calm, and licensed shade-thrower. Let me be crystal clear: I don’t do drama—I observe it… with narrowed eyes, from a sunbeam. 😽 This week? Whew. The two-leggeds were wildin’. Big energy. Big egos. Small integrity. I saw it all—and…

